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For everyone else, the book is a glimpse into the mind of a comedianor 38 of themand the legacy of laughterinducing honesty they live to protect. With our over 4000 most funny jokes, puns and riddles, our jokes are hand selected and. A nice respectable lady with a savory smell of perfume got on the bus and took a seat beside me. The latest ebook release in the larry wilde joke book series by. Thats the best partyou can eat as much as you like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick. A collection of some of the least politically correct, tasteless, immoral jokes ever assembled. He does a bit of research and settles on trying his hand at being a mechanic. To give you an idea of the kind of season weve had, the person who handled our side of the scoreboard was sick for three weeks and nobody noticed. If you check the remember me box, you will be automatically signed in for 30 days to when you visit in the future. The following jokes are, at best, in lessthansavoury taste and, in some instances, downright sick.

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